I mean, what kind of husband lets his friend sit on his face? A cuckold, of course

You're wearing your friend's sperm! And then you say you're not a whore?

He fucked me so hard 😳 My sister's boyfriend fucked me so hard

Why didn't I give my stepson a bigger dick and more cunnilingus?

Yeah, I'm not your mother! But on the plus side, you can fuck me and lick me

How do you get a delivery guy to have sex with you? Blackmail, and voila, you're on his dick

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

Hey, why are you jerking off alone? Don't you want to fuck your sister?

Husband, I'm cumming, don't interrupt - I promise I won't bring home a creampie